I felt empty, lost and dejected, and didn’t realize when I wondered into the thick forest, guess what I saw? I saw a cheetah watching me soliloquise.

Then the Cheetah came close; I was scared to the ground, and you know how fast he can be. There is no way on earth I could outrun him, absolutely no way, because I am no Superwoman but I wish I had the Vampire Blood in me for the strength to march the Cheetah’s fast moves

I resigned my faith and waited to be devoured, to my greatest surprise, he came to me gazing directly at me, expecting that I should take an action ( he later told me that he thought I will be foolish to attach him or run).

Surprisingly, he said me…

Cheetah: hey, am sure you are lost.

Me: Yes I am.

Cheetah: (laughed) how could this be possible, don’t you have boundaries, you should not be here.

Me: I was daydreaming and lost track of time and my bearings.

Cheetah: This is a great mistake, others must not find you here, come.

Me: what do you mean, (I hesitated and followed him at last)

Cheetah: am trying to save your ass, common.

Me: OMG, thank you.

Cheetah: I could have prey on you when I laid my eyes on you, but I just had my meal, I could not destroy such a beautiful woman for fun of it.

Me: You think I am beautiful?

Cheetah: of course you are, you must have tons of boyfriends and  you must be proud of your beauty.

Me: That is the last thing I will do, beauty is in the eyes of the behold. Come to think of it, no guy has swept me off my feet yet.

Cheetah: That is odd.

( here comes a lion)

Lion: hey Cheetah, I smell a human.

Cheetah: No, you don’t. I bet ,you are sleepwalking and what you smell is only in your dreams.

Lion: You know that I will do everything in my power to get to that meat(referring to me).

Cheetah: Alright she is mine!

Lion: Since when do we have a right to a meal

Cheetah: Since today

Lion: You know what am capable of

Cheetah: Please don’t start your bluff, there’s abosolutel nothing you can do

Lion: Why are you defending these stinking human, human’s would not do the same for you.


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